‘SCARED’ OF CLOWNS: Dangerous Toys’ 1989 debut album sold more than 500,000 copies on the strength of heavy touring and heavy rotation on radio and MTV. The album’s best-known songs include ‘Scared,’ ‘Teas’n Pleas’n,’ ‘Sport’n a Woody’ and 2Fast2Die’s favorite, ‘Queen of the Nile.’ (Artwork by Tommy Pons)

SCREAMIN’ DEMON: Unlike many of his late-’80s peers, former Watchtower and Dangerous Toys singer Jason McMaster still sounds better than ever thanks, in part, to non-stop performing with his other bands, Broken Teeth, Evil United, Ignitor and others. Look ’em up! (photo by Gregg Maston taken at 2008 reunion concert)

Austin rock legends Dangerous Toys reunite Saturday, Dec. 1, 2012 at Red Eyed Fly in Austin. Ticket info here. Review below is from 2008, but serves as a safe-bet preview for this Saturday’s upcoming annual reunion. Hey, why fix the Toys if they ain’t broken?

By Metal Dave

Santa’s worst enemy returned with a bang Saturday when Dangerous Toys reloaded at Red Eyed Fly for a one-night stand of hair-metal mischief.

As Austin’s late-’80s bullet-belt rock champs, the Toys once played in the same box as L.A. Guns, Faster Pussycat and other mid-level motley crews. Tours with Alice Cooper, Judas Priest and the Cult kept the carousel spinning until the life of leather and leisure disappeared in the gloom of Nirvana.

To the delight of Saturday’s 200 Backroom refugees, the Toys still enjoy random returns to the playground.

Opening with “Gunfighter” from the the 1991 sophomore album, “Hellacious Acres,” singer Jason McMaster screeched with the red-faced fury of Janis Joplin while guitarists Scott Dalhover (bald) and Paul Lidel (hair to spare) traded sharp jabs of shredded blues. Bassist Mike Watson sported a bandanna-beneath-a-backward ball cap and was returned to health after illness postponed the gig a few months earlier. Curtain-haired drummer Mark Geary caffeinated the pulse.

STILL PISSED: The reunion lineup of Dangerous Toys features longtime guitarist Paul Lidel, back center, along with, clockwise from bottom, McMaster, drummer Mark Geary, guitar shredder Scott Dalhover and bassist Mike Watson. The band’s hard-to-find third album, “Pissed,” is a fan favorite. Go find it!

The hard-charging “Outlaw” was followed by “Sugar, Leather & the Nail,” the bluesy bop of “Take Me Drunk” and the teeth-chattering scat of “Gimme No Lip,” which melted into a snippet of Iron Maiden’s “Runnin’ Free.” Somewhere in the flashback, a shout of “Watchtower” referenced McMaster’s pre-Toys thrash band and drew a raised eyebrow and appreciative grin from Austin’s well-traveled, current Broken Teeth singer.

As expected, the radio and MTV hits were greeted like high school crushes. Peppered among gems from the Toys’ overlooked third album, “Pissed,” the hits included the jet-engine vocals of “Queen of the Nile,” the sing-along shout of “Line ‘Em Up” and the silly slyness of “Sport’N a Woody.” A rarely heard “Demon Bell” was summoned from Wes Craven’s schlock flick, “Shocker,” before the two-hour gig came to a close with a bump-and-grind punch of “Teas’N Pleas’N” and “Scared.”

All told, the Toys were sturdy as a Tonka, skinny as a stick and still a whole lotta fun.

2Fast2Die says: The above review originally published in the Austin American-Statesman under my David Glessner byline, Nov. 9, 2008.

BELOW: ‘Scared,’ a Dangerous Toys song dedicated to Alice Cooper

  1. Ms.Foxx says:

    YES! Wish we were in Austin!